Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Mars on Ice



Water on mars is old news. We all suspected it. What does this mean for the future of the world? I think, we as christian need to get a jump start on the idea that space travel is an inevitable step in the future history of humanity. We must place the flag of the trinity on hardened red rock soil of mars. Our children must be then astronauts of inter planetary travel and thought instead of the red fascist flag of Darwin and his white lab coated minions stepping in toe to the beat of bologna.

Hear the call of war trumpets! Listen to our advisories! Picture a destitute world ripe for nothing but research. Now imagine that the only people that live carry an ideology that rips Christ from everything and replaces Him with atoms molecules. Let us be just a vigilant on our criticism of Darwinist explanation of Mars. If we ignore the red planet, we will give up a large part of land to the red flag ideology.

With all this said, we should keep in mind that God died for the sins of the universe.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Free beer for life

It's a good 3 minutes into stoppage time of the second and possibly last game of a round robin soccer tournament. Your team was shut out of the first game and the only way they can continue playing is if you win or tie and another team looses. A penalty kick form about quarter field that has been called back twice when the referee blows his whistle a third siganals that is will now be a penalty kick from inside the goalkeepers box. He set the ball at the designated penalty kick area, where you must kick the ball past a goalkeeper who has shut your team out for the past 93 minutes in stellar fashion. On top of this, a local pub/brewery owner has promised a life time of free beer to anyone who makes a goal in this game.

Question; what is on you mind more, the goalkeeper or the beer?

We can ask Ivaiac Vastic. At 39 he is the oldest player in the 2008 Euro tournament. He made the goal and reportedly the pub owner is freighting him the first years supply within a couple of days. The kicker is that the Euro Futball commissioner is not allowing the Vastic to accept the gift. "We do not need this kind of motivation." I would ask what better motivation is there to score a goal?